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Congratulations!

Tuk U Alumnus Don DesrosierThis month's alumni photo winner is Tuk-U graduate Vincent Sombranegra. Vincent's winning picture was taken in sunny Jamaica, where he was participating in the first annual Caribbean All-Nude Motorcycle Race. Vincent reports that he had to explain the location of Tuktoyaktuk many times, but his t-shirt was a big hit with his fellow racers, who came from around the globe. (To avoid confusion, it should be noted that only racing was done in the nude -- participants were fully clothed at all other times.) And in the true spirit of Tuk U, on the last day of competition Vincent gave his t-shirt to Askia Kofi, who came all the way from the tiny African nation of Guinea-Bissau to race naked. "Askia asked a lot of questions about Canada" says Vincent "but mostly he was amazed by the stories of our winters. Every time I tried to explain -30 weather to him, he'd just start laughing."

Our thanks go out to Vincent for his photo -- and his great story. We hope that Askia enjoys his t-shirt and we salute both men for their amazing bravery. (After all, would you race a motorcycle in the buff?)

Click here to see some more members of the Tuk U alumni --
and then read on to find out how you can enter our alumni photo contest, too!

Are you a Tuk-U alumnus?
If you aren't, you should think about becoming one. If you're not sure whether you're an alumnus, check below. But if you are an alumnus, you can win a free degree!

First - do you want to be famous? Of course you do! And we're going to help you.

Each month, we award a prestigious University of Tuktoyaktuk degree to the person who sends us the best alumni photo. Just like this hardy narwhal fisher off the beach at Sachs Harbor. Or somewhere. Send us a picture of yourself with your Tuk-U gear -- any item will do. (You might want to hop over to The Tuk Shop to check out the latest TukWear.)

Got classic TukWear from the seventies? Better yet -- got some platform shoes and plaid hot-pants? A vintage picture of your vintage self shot years ago on a glass plate with flash powder qualifies. Even a digitally remastered photo will do. Show us what it looked like when saucermen kidnapped you for your Tuk gear, and we'll show the world.

How Do I Qualify?
Anyone who has purchased a Tuk-U degree or TukWear in the last one hundred years automatically qualifies as an alumnus. Hey -- we're feeling generous: make that the last two hundred years.

How Do I Enter?
There are two ways to enter -- follow the links below for step by step instructions:

A. Enter by e-mail
B. Enter by paper mail

Photos for each month's competition must be received by the last day of the month. On the first day of the following month, all photos received will be reviewed. The winner will be chosen, notified, and mailed a beautiful Tuk-U degree certificate in any available discipline.

As well, the winner's photograph will be featured prominently on our website. (That's where the "famous" part comes in. After that, you can just sit back and wait for Hollywood to start calling.)

Naw... it just looks like him

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